You can call me Jelly
I believe in magic
~Most of my posts are queued~

I just still can’t get over how excited my boyfriend got about my yoga pants. He was like: “Are you wearing yoga pants?!? They hug all your curves!! And wow! Your butt looks GREAT!!”

Like he always really sweet but he doesn’t really talk with exclamation points and there were definitely exclamation points in his voice. He was so adorable.

9.1610:48 PM
whoremura:

my bed makes me so happy. two homu

whoremura:

my bed makes me so happy. two homu

25 notes9.1610:42 PM

My boyfriend is not the type of man to express excitement. But he sure seemed excited about my yoga pants.

9.1610:36 PM
malformalady:

Put a sticker on your apples while they are still green on the tree. As they ripen, the part under the sticker stays green and you have a custom stenciled apple

malformalady:

Put a sticker on your apples while they are still green on the tree. As they ripen, the part under the sticker stays green and you have a custom stenciled apple

3,298 notes9.1610:00 PM

yellowxperil:

if you’re a white person dating a poc and you don’t say anything when your family says something racist about them you don’t deserve them

shape up

source: yellowxperil
2,955 notes9.168:20 PM
felinecharms:

IT LOOKS LIKE KYOUKO IS TAKING A SELFIE WIT H HOMURA IM LAUGHING SO HRAD
"BROMURA LOOKIE HERE ITS SELFIE TIME"
"not this shit again kyouko"

felinecharms:

IT LOOKS LIKE KYOUKO IS TAKING A SELFIE WIT H HOMURA IM LAUGHING SO HRAD

"BROMURA LOOKIE HERE ITS SELFIE TIME"

"not this shit again kyouko"

7,234 notes9.168:01 PM

Xan just wrote me a wonderful smut piece about Nui.

It was so perfect and sexy and *pant pant pant* I am so wet now.

1 note9.167:04 PM

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

27,968 notes9.166:01 PM
source: scolipede #qp
35,295 notes9.164:02 PM
source: gengars
11,602 notes9.162:01 PM